Do you suffer from THE PLAGUE? Do not panic. Help is at hand.  Fear not my beak. I am no demon. I am the PLAGUE DOCTOR. |
Greetings, traveller. In the year of our lord 1665, I, JOHN HANDS, walk the slurry slicked streets of London town, visiting victims of THE PLAGUE and curing what ails them. Shielding my pale, hairless body from their popping buboes with a special cloak and hat, I brave the crowded narrows and shifty alleyways to bring hope to the suffering. If you have a loved one rolling in their own filth, afflicted with a bad case of swollen glands and reeking of doom, please write to me, JOHN HANDS, PLAGUE DOCTOR, and I shall be along shortly. My fees are very reasonable. I like sweets. Your servant, JOHN HANDS P.S. NO JEWS FEATURES
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